Heard at the hospital

Me: Hey doc, what is the recovery like on that surgery?

Dr: Well, that depends on how it goes. If I mess up the recovery is worse.

Sal's take on being quoted in the blog war

"you can't quote a narcissist and not expect him to enjoy it"

Enough said.

Sal: Nightmares are fun. Walk with the zombies.

Cab ride from hell

Nothing like a night out with the girls getting spoiled by an aggressive guy. Kfabs, Kat, Kafoofoo and I hopped in a cab outside of the office to meet up with Shane at his friend's opening. Within 24 blocks we experienced the following:

• Cabbie cuts off an angry man in an suv - twice. After the second time, the suv-dude speeds up on the side of the cab driver, rolls down the window and screams, "if you cut me off again i will blow your xxxxing brains out." The hand signal of a gun shooting was especially compelling. At that point we told the cab driver to chill out and please avoid getting us shot. He shrugged. Nice.
• A few blocks later he cut off another angry man, but this time in a van. Van-man sped up next to us on the passenger side, rolled down the window, and banged his fist on Edith's window while honking his horn. He was quite coordinated. I can't remember the exact words he screamed at us, but suffice it to say he wasn't wishing us a good weekend.
• Just when we thought it couldn't get any worse, the cab driver from hell cut across traffic to make a left turn, cutting off a cop with sirens going. Unfortunately he didn't get pulled over.

I'm not sure of the tally on this blog war, but i know for sure that having sufficed the cab ride for hell over the weekend that the girls are winning!

Shane P. to Jason A.

I'm going to strip down to my beater, and then we'll get it on!

Voice mail from a random

Hi Diana. My name is Dave...I met your mom about a week ago at the Silver Fox, and she gave me your number. I realize that it might be a bit strange?

More Rob

Walked into a conference room and overheard, "tasted like yak meat." Why exactly is he eating yak meat? And, more importantly, why is he telling everyone?

PS...This is Rob Philips, just to protect the reptuation of our other Robs.